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Вучков в Билла

Докато пазарувах за обяд в Билла, пред мен на опашката за колбаси беше професор доктор на гениалните науки Юля Вучков.
Проведе се следният разговор с жената от щанда:
— Дайте ми от това пи-ле-шко филе, ако обичате!
— Това е пуешко, господин Вучков!
— А, познахте ме значи! Тогава ми дайте от пу-еш-кото филе 300 грама!
— Заповядайте!
— Поднасям ви благодарностите си и отминавам!
Сигурен съм, че всички се сещате за онзи особено членоразделен говор, който Вучков ползва, за да подчертае нещо. Е, това влезе в употреба за пилешкото ! Интересното е, че след няколко минути, докато аз бях вече на следващия щанд, Юля се върна и разговорът продължи:
— Извинете, извинете, вашата колежка къде се дяна?
— Коя колежка, господине?!
— Тази, която ми продаде пи-ле-шкото преди малко.
(от задните стаи излиза въпросната жена, понесла табла с разни колбаси)
ВИЕ! Да, да, точно вие! Това пи-ле-шко филе чисто ли е? Да няма разни примеси, добавки, фуражи, баластра?
— Ама, господин Вучков, това е пуешко филе!
— Ааа, да. Само пуйка ли има вътре или и други неща?
— Само пуйка, надявам се…
— Е и аз се надявам, за ваше добро! Лек ден!

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